Madonna is so fucking controversial! The problem with carrying such a reputation is, of course, finding new ways to maintain that requisite edginess. Thanks to Popbitch for enlightening the unwashed proletariat masses concerning Madonna’s newest artistic commentary upon society:
Madonna and Guy dined at Cecconi’s last week. People on the next table report the famous pair spent the evening chatting happily with each other.
Our spy escaped to the restrooms to call a friend. She didn’t see that Madonna had also gone to the bathroom, and as she stood by the basins excitedly whispering down the phone Mrs Richie came out of the cubicle and walked straight past her (without washing hands) back to her seat. Cue an uncomfortable rest of meal.
Despite the obvious handwashing omission at hand here, I cannot help but take issue with the first paragraph of this story. Everyone knows that married people don’t chat happily together. Quite frankly, y’all, I call bullshit.