Those Hands Were Made For Washing

By Bedhead in Madonna


Madonna is so fucking controversial! The problem with carrying such a reputation is, of course, finding new ways to maintain that requisite edginess. Thanks to Popbitch for enlightening the unwashed proletariat masses concerning Madonna’s newest artistic commentary upon society:

Madonna and Guy dined at Cecconi’s last week. People on the next table report the famous pair spent the evening chatting happily with each other.

Our spy escaped to the restrooms to call a friend. She didn’t see that Madonna had also gone to the bathroom, and as she stood by the basins excitedly whispering down the phone Mrs Richie came out of the cubicle and walked straight past her (without washing hands) back to her seat. Cue an uncomfortable rest of meal.

Despite the obvious handwashing omission at hand here, I cannot help but take issue with the first paragraph of this story. Everyone knows that married people don’t chat happily together. Quite frankly, y’all, I call bullshit.

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[...] Madonna doesn’t wash? ew – AgentBedHead [...]

04.24.08 | 11:45 am

Ewwww… i don’t like her i don’t care what anyone says.

04.24.08 | 1:17 pm

This is the same woman who said she pees on her feet in the shower to control athlete’s foot, so pretty much no act of questionable hygiene out of her can surprise me.

04.24.08 | 1:53 pm

I think it depends on the social situation. For males only: if anyone else is present in the restroom, always wash. If no one is around, wash up if you feel you’ve soiled yourself worse than what touching the germ-infested sinks/doors that you might come in contact with would do.

If it’s just a bunch of the boys down to the beach house (as in next month for me), adult diapers are encouraged so as to maximize our drinking without having to stop to relieve ourselves.

I don’t know what you women do except for my wife. She washes up if she even wonders into the restroom by mistake.

04.24.08 | 3:33 pm

It’s true… I think it was George Carlin who observed that you should probably wash your hands BEFORE you took a piss. I mean, who the hell knows what’s on that door handle?

I tend to always wash my hands, but it’s not because I’m concerned about germs I got from myself, it’s because I touched stuff in the bathroom. The only exception is if all they’ve got is those blowers, whose instructions should read:

1) Turn on dryer

2) Rub hands briskly for 30 seconds

3) Wipe hands on pants

04.24.08 | 3:42 pm

Everyone knows that married people don’t chat happily together.

That’s two!!!

04.24.08 | 4:28 pm

I stuck that line in there just for you.

04.24.08 | 4:31 pm

I do wash my hands before, especially when I get home after riding the bus. At work and in public washrooms, I wash them before and after, then I use a paper towel to open the door, prop the door open with my foot, and toss the towel back into the trash can. I’m probably crazy, but I don’t care. My hands are clean.

04.24.08 | 5:27 pm

[...] One of the funniest pictures I have ever seen in my life – CK Those hands were made for washing – AB Guess who made it? – RR Avril Lavigne’s ass is so punk rock – ND I can’t wait for this [...]

04.24.08 | 6:01 pm

[...] I might be a priss, but washing your hands is for pussies [...]

05.04.08 | 12:03 pm

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