As most know by now — and a certain blogger, who shall not be named, remains in denial about — Matthew McConaugheyhey & Camila Alves have created, baked, and delivered a gorgeous love child for the world to admire. So, if we have to get used to the idea of McConaughey with a baby, what could possibly be even better?

Ahhh, yes…. Three McConaugheys and a Baby.

Yes, the slacker apocalypse is upon us. A trio of Chonged dudes, while Bogarting their respective joints, got all Al Caponed and decided to record such a video. Now, the premise itself is admittedly hilarious, but something is seriously lacking in its execution, for only one of the McConaugheys goes shirtless! Production values are about what one expects from this sort of doobage, but all three McConaugheys seem to have the laugh down pretty accurately. Check it out below: