Til Schweiger is, as the sophisticated say, hot as a whore house on dollar night. So, I was quite pleased to awaken this morning to the fifth Inglourious Basterds character poster (via /Film) featuring Mister Sex-On-Legs himself, who can liberate my village any damn time. This “German Brad Pitt,” alongside the real Brad Pitt, plays the role of Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz, a former Nazi turned U.S. Army officer and all-around maniac, who is recruited by Lt. Aldo Raine to assist the Basterds in their mission.

Hmm, there aren’t too many more days to go until the Cannes Film Festival. Perhaps another poster (featuring Samm Levine?) will be released before the Basterds premiere.

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