In yet another sad comment on our times, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila has been a ratings smash. Last week’s episode sucked in 4.2 million viewers, just slightly less than The Hills and enough to to tie with the equally sexually ambiguous Spongebob Squarepants. The series ends this week, but MTV has already announced plans for a second season and a possible spinoff. Tila, however, will not be on board. It’s almost unimaginable that she would pass up a chance for more publicity, but Page Six at the New York Post thinks they’ve found the answer: Tila is straight.

“Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she’s not really bi. She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all.” That’s the word from a source close to the show, who says Tila’s refusal to dump her boy toy is the reason she won’t be around next year. The source also reports that Tila is “a nightmare to work with” and a complete diva. A spokesperson for Tila indignantly denied that she was sexually normal, saying, “I’ll confirm that she’s bisexual and she’s a delight to work with.” So: bisexual delight, or boringly hetero pain in the keister? The answer to that question is only one of many, many things you won’t learn from reality TV.