The Pajiba staff has collectively penned a Secret Shames Guide, wherein each staff member vehemently defended the most cringeworthy and truly terrible film that we cannot help but love. Ooh lookie, my mortification appears first. Gee thanks, Dustin.
You are hereby encouraged to whore out your most secret cinematic shame. A fabulous prize package awaits “the person who makes, and properly defends his or her love of, the most embarrassing admission.” So get your blushing bum over there a make a proper confession, mates.
