1. Link Monday’s RINO Sightings on Thursday.
2. Link Tuesday’s Cotillion Ball on Thursday:
Villainous Company
An American Princess
Bad Hair Blog
3. Do a White Trash Wednesday roundup on Thursday, but remember to note that the server was down for two days, allowing one to get trashy at It’s A Pundit, Six Meat Buffet, and Naked Villainy.
4. Feel sorry for oneself whilst wondering how this blog went to shit in such a short amount of time. Realize that self has become the subject of own parody. Shrug shoulders. Decide that it would be best to pretend this was all part of own master plan.
5. In the meantime, write absolutely nothing of even quasi-redeeming value, and link the other White Trash Wednesday bloggers. Who really gives a rat’s ass about anyone else’s blog other than their own anyway? Meh.
More White Trash Wednesday from these kindred folk: It Is What It Is, MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, The Ebb & Flow Institute, Six Meat Buffet, Vince Aut Morire, The Jawa Report, Basil’s Blog, Cranky Neocon, Cry Freedom, Hector Vex, The Nose On Your Face, Mean Ol’ Meany, Dangerous Logic, Bubba, Sortapundit, The Therapist, Merri Musings, Pirate’s Cove, and (YES) Riehl World View.
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6. Write posts in list format rather than narrative.
But sheeeeeeesh, you have higher standards than THAT, don’t ya?
(Yes, you can beat me up and take my carrot cake the next time you see me. No wedgies, tho.)
7. take break and be extremely pleased with self when muses return and commenters say intelligent things in response to your thoughtful prose.
You forgot google baiting. A crime of which I’m becoming increasingly guilty.
Oh muse, where are thou.
Silk you get intelligent commenters? All I ever get are knuckleheads (present company excluded of course).
How come you only drop by Naked Villainy and reveal yourself when I’m off working, hmm? Is that off topic?
Oh no no Phin, intelligent commenters would imply that i write thoughtful prose…we all know thats not true :p
Good one, Silk.