Tom Cruise Lives Like A Monk

By Agent Bedhead in In The Closet, Katie Holmes, Posh and Becks, Tom Cruise

cruiseTom Cruise and Katie Holmes are living the heterosexual dream by reportedly sleeping within two separate master bedroom suites. Apparently, the couple feels this arrangement is perfect, because that’s how they’ve been living ever since they “outed” themselves publicly as a couple, according to a not-friend:

“At first, it was because Katie was Catholic and single, and they were only dating. It was the proper thing to do,” says the friend. “Now that they are married, they don’t feel the need to alter the arrangement. Tom has his master bedroom, and Katie has hers.”

Although a rep for Tom and Katie denies Star’s story, another source claims: “When Katie moved into the house, it was made clear that Tom occupied the north wing of the second floor and that she would occupy a cluster of suites on the south wing of the same floor.

[S]he and Tom are planning a late-summer move into the $35 million Beverly Hills palace they recently purchased. It’s currently being remodeled according to Katie’s tastes – and the sleeping arrangements most likely will stay just as they are, says the friend, who adds: “It’s a perfect fit, and Katie is fine with it.”

This revelation isn’t exactly a shocker, but it does lend some validity to the claims of Tom’s first wife, Mimi Rogers, who claimed that she “ended up getting a divorce from Cruise in 1990 when his desire to make love became non-existent.” This was reporedly as a result of Tom’s desire to keep his instrument pure.

Besides, not sleeping with your spouse isn’t really all that bizarre, is it? Posh and Becks keep separate master suites too, and if David Beckham does it, it’s gotta be cool.



6 comments

Tom Cruise

Its not teh ghey to sleep in a separate room, even if your wife is young and kind of hot. Its also not ghey to have my latino pool-boy, Pablo, rub me down with baby oil prior to our naked “wrestling matches”, where he sometimes falls on my penis, repeatedly. But the showers afterwards, sometimes he gets a little too “friendly” while washing my back, if you know what I mean.

Really, I’m not teh ghey, but I think my boyfriend is…

08.22.07 | 3:23 pm

You are SO gay.

08.22.07 | 3:57 pm

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08.22.07 | 6:10 pm

Oh Tom Cruise, admit it. You yell out stuff like “I feel the need, the need for SPEED!” in your sleep, don’t you?

Sometimes you just gotta say “What the f**k?”

08.23.07 | 7:03 am

Maybe Tom and Katie can’t agree on which bedroom window to leave open so Beckham can sneak in?

08.23.07 | 9:33 am
Clementines

It’s probably the only time poor Katie doesn’t have to hear him drone on and on about himself., or wear ugly clothes, smile and hunch over so he doesn’t look so short. I bet she gets Suri up and plays and has fun with her solo too. She found a nice isolation spot in that hell hole mansion to relax and undwind from her horrible life as a wife of the Head Scientology goon. Good for her and Suri.

08.23.07 | 11:55 am
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