Comments on: Tom Cruise Lives Like A Monk

By: Clementines

Clementines — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 16:55:24 +0000

It’s probably the only time poor Katie doesn’t have to hear him drone on and on about himself., or wear ugly clothes, smile and hunch over so he doesn’t look so short. I bet she gets Suri up and plays and has fun with her solo too. She found a nice isolation spot in that hell hole mansion to relax and undwind from her horrible life as a wife of the Head Scientology goon. Good for her and Suri.

By: Queen of Snark

Queen of Snark — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 14:33:53 +0000

Maybe Tom and Katie can’t agree on which bedroom window to leave open so Beckham can sneak in?

By: GroovyVic

GroovyVic — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:03:24 +0000

Oh Tom Cruise, admit it. You yell out stuff like “I feel the need, the need for SPEED!” in your sleep, don’t you?

Sometimes you just gotta say “What the f**k?”

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Wed, 22 Aug 2007 23:10:11 +0000

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By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:57:26 +0000

You are SO gay.

By: Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:23:19 +0000

Its not teh ghey to sleep in a separate room, even if your wife is young and kind of hot. Its also not ghey to have my latino pool-boy, Pablo, rub me down with baby oil prior to our naked “wrestling matches”, where he sometimes falls on my penis, repeatedly. But the showers afterwards, sometimes he gets a little too “friendly” while washing my back, if you know what I mean.

Really, I’m not teh ghey, but I think my boyfriend is…