Mister Cruise has been keeping a low profile of late, perhaps because his entourage told him to shut the hell up. Thus we have been lacking in a Cruise-oriented update, so today we shall consider that very subject – his orientation. I offer this image, which shall hereinafter be marked ‘Exhibit One.’

As you can see, Exhibit One is comprised of two (2) different photographs, a montage if you will. The smaller photo features a very cosmetically-enhanced young Tom, who is wearing a ‘flapper’ costume, circa 1920s, in manner of Daisy Buchanan. Interesting, no? Oh, well, it gets even more so. The larger photo appears to also reflect a young Tom Cruise dressed as *ahem* Judy Garland.

Does this sound like a man who would sincerely “love this magnificent woman” whilst readying himself for an Arabian Nights styled wedding ceremony? I rest my case.

Onto other matters concerning Divas, I do believe that an slight declaration must must be made on behalf of the Snarky and Sassy Divas, along with the wisecracking, self-depreciating, managing to fly through the air with style, and villainous men who adore us. We have agreed to forge ahead and commence our topical discussions on September 29th, despite what a certain cracker ass might have to say to the contrary. As Ross and Rachel once said, we were On A Break, though ’twas only a temporary refresher. Concerning the blogocpurehtchrereic departure of the Anal Diva, we profess that nobody could possibly fill her strappy stiletto sandals, but we are tossing around options. With office supplies, of course.