Alright, you folks have been listening to Charlie Sheen’s conspiracy theory bullshit. Katie Holmes really is pregnant, and the baby is really Tom Cruise’s child. Thankfully, the child is reportedly female – can you imagine a hypothetical mini-Tom? That kid would get his ass kicked even at private schools.
The real mystery is whether Katie was knocked up by a syringe of Tom’s man chowder or whether he actually knocked her up the sweaty, low-tech way, while staring at a picture of L. Ron Hubbard’s ass.
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HAHAHAHAAA!
You state this with such authority.
A little insider information there, AgentBH?
Oh man. Now you’ve backed me into a corner. I shall never reveal my source.
heh, she said: man chowder.
Gee, who would have ever thought Phin would be soooo excited about man chowder?!
You. Are. Glib!
Man chowder…haw haw haw!!:razz:
*shudder*
or whether he actually knocked her up the sweaty, low-tech way, while staring at a picture of L. Ron Hubbard’s ass.
Ow! OW! OWWWW! GET. IT. OUT. OF. MY. HAID. Must…bleach…brain…remove…mental…image…