Play Dat Funky Music White Boy – It’s Moving Time!
The following picture mystifies me. Though I realize Katie Holmes is blowing out birthday candles, doesn’t it look like Tom is holding her head back while she gets ready to vomit? All pop culture afficionados know that he’d never do that.
Such a sensitive guy, that Tom Cruise. I simply cannot wait to hear of Katie’s postpartum depression, which shall surely descend upon her whilst Tom dangles the baby from balconies in an effort to woo the paparazzi. After all, depression, pregnancy, and vomiting persist only as “a state of mind” for those hipster Scientologists.
Whoa there, Sadie…you almost started blogging again. That won’t be happening just yet. Focus, dahling. Didn’t you start this post for a specific reason? Ah yes.
Strange things might happen around here in the next few days. Stranger than usual. Or not.
I shall be moving database tables and exporting, importing, and duct-taping together all this site’s posts, pages, and (antiquated) comments. In addition, all of the uber-sexy pictures that function as evidence of Tom Cruise’s latent homosexuality will be transitioned (heh) into the new digs as well. Oh yes, I am completely ready for a new domain name, and one that shall be sans TTLB status. As some who have tried to escape do know, the TTLB Ecosystem is much akin to La Costa Nostra. One you’re in, you’ll never come out – much like Tom Cruise and his latent homosexuality.
It sure would be nice to have a cabana boy to haul the furniture around this place.
UPDATE: Bwwwaqhshhshshsietlklelk;rjel!!!
