Ever since Katie Holmes received a vile vial of Tom Cruise’s sperm as a present with which to impregnate herself, could he give to her a more tasteless and self-obsessed present?
The answer to that question is an unfortunate “yes.” A Sooper Special DVD Compendum of every Tom Cruise film ever made.
Baaaad move, Tom. Now she can see be constantly reminded of hot you used to be.
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this is just amazing. only a person who is that “clear” of body thetans could give a gift with such a whimsical approach. what the hell am i talking about.
I hate to sound like an idiot, but I must ask: who the fuck is Katie Holmes? I doan have no DVDs with her in them.
Uh…some nighttime teen soap opera I think, as well as some crappy movies.
The only role I can recall is when she bared her chesticles on camera during The Gift.
Bet she made Ma & Pa proud then too.
Like I said over at my place, he should have gotten her some porn instead…I mean, he’s so gay and all…:twisted:
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAA!
Thanks, GroovyVic. I completely needed that laugh.
… hey, say what you will about Katie, but I’ll always love her forever after seeing her give that handjob in The Singing Detective…. she’s got heart, she does…. and talent… and guts….
… just ask Robert Downey Jr….