The Cruise popped the question to that poor little Katie Holmes, who is still revelling in the fact that her childhood crush called her up one day, completely out of the blue, and whisked her into a serious relationship. No really, he is completely heterosexual. I mean, if one gets married three times, that has to prove it, right?
No wedding date has been set, Cruise said. “We haven’t discussed that one step at a time.”
Sigh. He’s so old-fashioned. I admire that. And such an ability to fully think things through after only dating for a month! But seriously folks, let’s not rush them into this. One step at a time, baby.
H/T: Goddess of Snark
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This is just . . . well, icky. Before my feelings on Cruise were fairly ambivalent but now he’s seriously creeping me out.
I realize that the odds are that this is just a media stunt. My question is, does he really think all the press they’re getting is favorable? Everything I’ve seen has either been filled with snide remarks or outright laughter.
The man is in denial and he belongs to a weird cult. I feel sorry for him, actually.
Damn. I meant to tell you. As badly as Bono wants to be VMan, Cruise is positively sullen about it. As an extremely hetero man, I can say, with quiet confidence, that is a fucking good-looking man.
Don’t be fooled, Velociman: he’s short. Katie Holmes is probably taller.
Yeah, but Tommy has large hands…..
…which obviously adds to the gross-out factor.