It is very gratifying that Tom Cruise and his weirdness are getting out of the house more often lately, so we can all enjoy the resulting imagery. However, we did not desire to view Cruise’s depiction of dirty dancing at the Beckham’s “Welcome to America” party. Also, we did not need the further detail that while Tom and Katie got funky, Jim Carrey was pretending to spank Jenny McCarthy on the dance floor. It gets even worse:
“[T]he real showstopper came when the DJ played “Old Time Rock & Roll,” prompting Cruise to re-enact his famous scene from Risky Business. “At one point, he got on his back and kicked his legs in the air, just like in the movie!”
So yeah, thanks a fucking lot to US Weekly.
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I just don’t want to think about what they’ll be like in 10 years.
The whole McCarthy/Carey thing is frightening enough.
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I wouldn’t say this is the most flattering photo of him, but anyone can have a bad photo. Why anyone would rant abut it is beyond me. I’ve also seen a lot of really nice photos of him. I’ll bet you all have some photos you’d be embarrassed to have others see. Stop complaining.
Is it just me or does he look really young in this picture?
And in pain…
“Oh God.”
(My exact words when I read about Cruise doing his tightie whitie dance.)
Damn, here comes breakfast… *urp*
Holy shit! THE SWEAT STAINS!
I wouldn’t say Maria’s comment is the most annoying comment I have ever read, and anyone can write a pointless comment. Why anyone would rant abut a post on a blog nobody is forcing them to read is beyond me. I’ve also read a lot of really great posts on blogs. Maria, I’ll bet you have written some thing other people did not find gripping and enthralling. Stop complaining.
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