To elaborate on the above photo would be unusually cruel and rather unnecessary, and one should strive to avoid the pointless use of snark as well as redundant insults that would diminish those smackdowns of a compulsory nature. As such, this image of Becks and Cruise posing with an oversized bottle stands on its own. The Cruise has been v. generous to us lately with these photo ops, and we do not wish to disturb the force.
Hollywood Offender has an enlarged version. Tom Kreuzfahrt ist zu uns sehr freundlich!