
Ever since Tom Cruise started filming the movie where he dresses up like a Nazi and attempts to seduce Hitler tries to assassinate Hitler, our excitement has known no bounds. The possibilities for such eventual images are indeed endless.
The original image for this post was shamelessly swiped from Celebitchy, who has the Cruise scoop. In the future, we’ll probably swipe even more Cruise images from her. Yay!
Phasen sehnt sich die Mittellinie Energien, der homosexuelle Hitler und die Falschheit der Tom Kreuzfahrt!



















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I just don’t understand what could possibly be going through his mind when he was planning to make a movie in which there would be pictures of him in Nazi clothing. Did Battlefield Earth teach these people nothing?
Laugh Out Loud…
And this did. Make me laugh out loud, that is. Thankew Agent Bedhead…….
He looks like he likes it.
Und das ist keine Lge…
About the only thing Germans had going for them during the war were their spiffy uniforms. So how does Tom Cruise manage to look like such a doofus in that getup?
This movie is going to be unwatchable.
Yeah, I hadn’t noticed it before, but he does look like he’s entering his second trimester
This movie is going to be a bigger bomb than the one dropped on Hiroshima.
what are you trying to say with that german sentance?
it translates to “phases desires midline energies, the homosexual hitler and the wrongness of the (female!!) tom cruise”, wtf?