Waxy Insincerity (Courtesy of Madame Tussauds in London)
It. Doesn’t. Even. Look. Like. Tom. Cruise.
Too thin. Too Dana Carveyesque. Still giving me the creeps though.
Waxy Insincerity (Courtesy of Madame Tussauds in London)
It. Doesn’t. Even. Look. Like. Tom. Cruise.
Too thin. Too Dana Carveyesque. Still giving me the creeps though.
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5 comments
That’s the creepiest one yet. They make his eyes look like a serial killer.
They did get one thing right…..
They made his upper teeth just off center so one of his central incisors is right in the middle. Attention to detail, I love it.
This is the first accurate photo of Tom Cruise I have ever seen. You can make the influence of malignant Thetans in this one.
They got his weird little stub of a nose right, but aside from that it looks more like Mickey Rourke. The post-plastic surgery Mickey Rourke, at that. Are people in London so starved for entertainment that they’ll actually pay money to look at stuff like this?
Weird, creepy, fug, psycho, did I mention CREEPY? Looks just like him.