Via Mac Stansbury, and less importantly, Life & Style, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have decided to call off their wedding. A close friend of Tom’s is quoted as saying:
“Their relationship is basically over.” Another friend adds: “They both agreed that the marriage wouldn’t work and they wanted to end it before they learned to hate each other.”
Hmm. This is awfully strange news to break on Valentine’s Day, isn’t it? Then again, I wonder if I can swindle Katie into selling that Cruise DVD Compendum at a really cheap price.
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What, I’m spam now?
I’m deeply wounded.
Nope. Just adjusting the spam karma settings this afternoon. It’s nothing personal!
It’s ok, I’m just a little fragile fter learning this tragic news. That such a deep and earth-moving lve as Tom’s and Katie’s could be at an end… I… I need a hug.
Maybe I can get one from Katie.
Best News I’ve heard in a while!…
Happy Valentine’s day indeed, Tommy Couch-Jumper.What does Xenu think of you now?sooper seekrit h/t Agent Bedhead……
This is Delicious…
Tom and Katie are calling it off. What happens to the spawn? But seriously, didn’t we all know, deep down, that this was big crock of crap? You can’t hear me, but I’m laughing my ample arse off over this……
already denied.
anything for headlines.
isnt it a saying in ‘the biz’, something about no such thing as bad press?
Let’s Face It, Tom…
You need to be on a couch other than Oprah’s. Or maybe the whole shtick was about as legit as that recent recovery book Oprah was pushing and Cruise is actually gay? I don’t care if he’s a star…
I guess Tom forgot to tell his friend, oh yeah and don’t tell anyone, he is an idiot, going thru a mid-life crisis, he should have just bought a Harley.