Dearest Debbie “Tits On A Chair” Schlussel,
I must confess that I think it’s really sooper cute that you use “quotation marks” so damn often when “insulting” various folk. In fact, this practice is so cute that “you” is now deserving of “them” yourself. Turnabout is indeed fair play, and while I hate to get snarky on a fellow “blogger,” in your case, I’m tossing that “rule” aside. You repeatedly degrade your dissenting commentors and rely on a “default” insult that stresses their lack of reading comprehension skills.
Without delving into detail, which quite frankly “you” don’t merit, let me cut to the proverbial chase:
1. Constantly citing yourself as a source does not promote your credibility, just as a five-year old child who keeps screaming that they really want it doesn’t achieve their rhetorical goal.
2. Insisting that a public figure has not responded to your “out the ass” statements about his or her character does not mean that she has admitted such alleged beliefs or behaviors. In all actuality, this person probably doesn’t even know that you exist. What a shocker.
3. Since you seem to lack basic “library reference skills,” let me save you from pulling those tits off the chair. This definition is straight from the Oxford American Dictionary:
4. Good gawd, woman. Those dangling modifiers are killing me.
Smooches,
Agent Bedhead
UPDATE: After a nice simmer, things are heating up again.
