Exactly how many awards ceremonies does a fading Hollywood starlet have to attend in the same outfit before they get the official boot? With her perpetual little black sheath dresses and uber-flat, blown-out tresses, one would think that a new look would be in order for Jennifer Aniston. Basic black is appropriate at times, but black-tie doesn’t necessarily mean that one must wear black at every red carpet function.
Jennifer Aniston is certainly stuck in a few ditches of the relationship, career, and fashion variety. Maybe she should film some accidental prOn. That might shake things up a bit, no?
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there… might be better ways to shake things up than that
OH how correct you are, Miss Amelie. Who would wanna see that anyway?
Well I certainly wouldn’t, no siree. Of course, I would be willing to make the sacrifice if it would help Miss Aniston out. I’d hate it the whole time I was watching it, but sometimes you havbe to put others ahead of your own comfort. That’s just the type of guy I am.
She has Greek* genes, the ones that gve you hairy forearms and a butt – black hides them very well…
Greeks used to be blonde hair, blue eyes, but the Turks amoungst others sorted all that out…
She’s pretty, but she is definitely in a rut.
I’d give anything to have that bitch’s naturally curly hair and she (OK, her hairstylist) spends hours blowing hers out straighter than my naturally stick-straight ‘do.
At least she doesn’t look like she’s standing near the Lincoln Tunnel, trolling for johns, like the Brittany group.
Miriam does have a point.
Point notwithstanding, Britney appears to be stuck within the same *ahem* variety of ruts – she’s just more entertaining to witness.
So is a trainwreck, that doesn’t mean I’d prefer to be involved in it.
Point taken, Brian. I have to agree.