Bloody hell. Amy Winehouse is such a mess, but you’d never know it from the newly unveiled waxwork at Madame Tussauds London, England:

Grab the mike and sing your heart out alongside award winning music phenomenon Amy Winehouse…

Hell, Amy is doing great. Her addictions are a distant speck in the past, and she’s just positively glowing. So, why would Mitch and Janus Winehouse endorse such a fraud while their daughter shoots up at home? Denial. More denial. Still, another syringe of fucking denial.

The PR machine kicks into gear as well, with Amy reportedly volunteering to help drug addicts:

The troubled singer — whose own problems with drug and alcohol addiction have been widely-covered throughout the press — hopes to help fellow addicts with their problems. According to the friend, the Back to Black singer has already started putting her plan into action — with her family’s help.

“She’s spoken to rehab centers and addiction clinics about doing volunteer work and has offered to do some talks to the in-patients about her experiences and how she overcame what have been some of the hardest, darkest days of her life,” the pal tells Britain’s Heat magazine. “Her family have been a rock for her and she feels like she owes others something.”

Meanwhile, Amy’s been quite busy herself with drafting in cleaners to prepare for her husband’s homecoming, although Blake Fielder-Civil won’t be going anywhere soon.

Just one more thing… couldn’t mummy have freshened up a bit for the photo op?