Yes, I have photoshopped poor Trent Reznor into a sort of industrial Santa Claus. This act coincides with the conclusion of the 2008 leg of Nine Inch Nails’ Lights In The Sky tour. That’s awfully convenient timing, isn’t it? I’m basically saying that, as far as I am concerned, Trent Reznor really is Santa, and I won’t stop him if he slides down my chimney on Christmas Eve. You might be wondering, among other things, what could possibly inspire me to abandon Alan Cumming, who toiled thanklessly as last year’s holiday mascot?