Trent Reznor Ushers In The Holiday Spirit

By Bedhead in Alan Cumming, Holiday Crap, Smoking Bolts, Trent Reznor


Yes, I have photoshopped poor Trent Reznor into a sort of industrial Santa Claus. This act coincides with the conclusion of the 2008 leg of Nine Inch Nails’ Lights In The Sky tour. That’s awfully convenient timing, isn’t it? I’m basically saying that, as far as I am concerned, Trent Reznor really is Santa, and I won’t stop him if he slides down my chimney on Christmas Eve. You might be wondering, among other things, what could possibly inspire me to abandon Alan Cumming, who toiled thanklessly as last year’s holiday mascot?

Thanx to Mac Stansbury for passing on the knowledge of Nine Inch Noels (NSFW lyrics), created with MP3 Garage Band goodness by Go listen!


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12.18.08 | 1:26 am

[...] billed as Nine Inch Nöels. (Geez, it’s Umläüt City around here.) My thanks to Agent Bedhead for turning this [...]

12.18.08 | 7:07 am

Oh. My. Fucking. Cthulhu!

You will never know how much I owe you for posting this. I’ve had 2.5 hours of sleep in the last two days and been at the mercy of the Greyhound system for the past 22 hours. Oh, and I got laid off my main gig, too. And just for good measure, I got stood up for the second time in my life.

I’ve consumed nothing but psychoactive beverages and meat products in the last two days.

But Santa Reznor makes it all better somehow.

12.18.08 | 12:31 pm

[...] Nine Inch Noels (AgentBedhead) [...]

12.18.08 | 1:41 pm

This is both the best thing I’ve seen and heard all year.

12.18.08 | 4:51 pm

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