Supposedly, there’s some sort of global economic “recession” going on at the moment, whatever that means. All I know is that David Bowie already got blamed before Kate Moss tried to fix the mess, and then Eddie Griffin muscled in and tried to accept all the credit, er, culpability. It’s all very confusing.

We shall no longer fear, however, for tonight’s episode of South Park, “Margaritaville,” will present us with a (the?) solution to correct this “recession.” So, preemptive gratitude goes out to Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who have allowed me to stop worrying about this horrible . . . thing.

Watch a preview clip of tonight’s episode here.