Here’s Ricky Martin lounging in a butchly triumphant manner by his new star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, an achievement that symbolizes his complete victory over the forces of decency. Just kidding. Actually, the Hollywood Walk of Fame is over three miles long now and includes more than 2300 stars, so it’s not a particularly exclusive honor. In fact, if you scroll down the list of honorees, you’ll soon realize that anyone can get one of these things. Hell, Britney Spears has one, so what does that tell you?

Much tonier is the set of footprints in cement at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. There are roughly 200 of those, and so far the list doesn’t include Ricky Martin. Of course, it does include Adam Sandler, so maybe Grauman’s isn’t such a whacking great honor either.

Previously: Ricky Martin Has Devolved and Ricky Martin, You’re Fooling No One