Finally, we can look forward to a new gay vampire porn flick called Twinklight, which is inspired by the wildly successful Twilight franchise but — at least, according to the trailer — does not appear to be a direct parody. Of course, I’d start to critique the shitty-looking production values here, but that’s not exactly anything one expects from porn in the first place.
Really, the entire bloody affair really seems pretty self-explanatory, but I do have one lingering question — How is this movie not directed by Bruce LaBruce?
Source: Queerty
UPDATE: Thanx to Mr. Atoz for sending forth this craptastic poster. Click for full view:
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What was I thinking?
You know, that’s a damn good question.
But I apologize for the lack of warning. I tend to passive-aggressively post vaguely offensive things (to some) when it gets awfully quiet around here.
“How is this movie not directed by Bruce LaBruce?”
Because he hates vampires. Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
P.S. I’m just going to go ahead and apologize on behalf of all of us for this.
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