“More twins” both numerically and quantitatively. Actually, what we’re talking about here are the four Olsen boobies, so maybe “quadruplets” is the term I’m searching for. For years, Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen have had one of the least affectionate sibling relationships on record. Now they’re arguing (if you can believe the Star) because Ashley has decided that what she and the world needs is more Ashley topside. This would destroy their matching-bookends look, so Ashley feels the solution is for Mary-Kate to get some added artificial ingredients at the same time. No dice, says Mary-Kate:

She told Ashley no way! Mary-Kate hates being told what to do and how to look by Ashley. It drives her nuts. Anyway, she’s into that flat look and thinks clothes look better with less cleavage, so she’d rather be smaller and more stylish.”

Much as I hate to say anything nice about an Olsen, Mary-Kate gets full credit here for realizing that a woman’s beauty isn’t necessarily measured by her potential for waitressing at Hooters. On the other hand, beautiful women tend not to resemble a couple of anorexic raccoons with one facial expression between them that looks like it was stolen from the undead version of Miley Cyrus. Somehow, I don’t think bigger boobies is the solution to this problem.