Actually, instead of visions of puppies running through a field, this bit of news evokes the mental image of Ryan Reynolds frolicking below a soccer goal while attempting to strip the Pepé Le Pew costume from Robert Pattinson’s filth-encrusted bod. Does Scarlett Johansson realize exactly who her husband is man-crushing on?
“Oh my God. Are you kidding me? Robert Pattinson? In a word? Dreamy… Look, I’m not gay, but I’m thinkin’ about it.”
Of course, married guys often feel comfortable and secure enough in their own sexuality to confess to bizarro crushes like this. Why, it seems like just yesterday that Dustin Rowles was waxing poetic over Reynolds’ abs. Maybe someone can arrange a guilt-free threesome for these guys. It’s a thought.
Source: Starpulse
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Maybe someone can arrange a guilt-free threesome for these guys. It’s a thought.
Yes, yes it is. One that I’m going to go and bleach out of my brain.
seriously, this is ryan renolds… aka van wilder. any chance he was just effin’ with “starpulse?” really. not everything is a bromance these days just because its what all the cool kids are doing.