Ah, yes. Mother’s Day. A time for family bonding, when Mom and the children remember how very, very much they mean to one another. Unless, of course, you’re Katie Price. The 30-year-old mother of three left the kids in LA with husband Peter André and flew back to her hometown of Brighton last weekend to celebrate UK Mother’s Day with an old fashioned pub crawl. The party included a food fight and Katie/Jordan/Mrs. 32G stumbling into the DJ booth to give a shout-out to her homeys. By 6AM, it was obvious Katie was getting a little old for this sort of thing:
She looked totally out of it. She could barely stand up when she was in the cafe. By the very end, she had stopped drinking and asked the waiter to bring her a hot chocolate. She left some money for a tip but it was literally about 10p, despite being a millionaire. She would have had a huge hangover on Mother’s Day and I imagine spent a lot of time recovering in bed.”
At this point it would be nice to say something about the awesome skankiness of the current crop of British celebs, but unfortunately this one’s on our side of the Atlantic. Katie and her brood have followed Posh & Becks to LA hoping to make it big with the colonials. Right now she and Peter are shooting a reality TV series—roughly her 27th for the long-suffering UK market, but this time she’s gunning for American viewers as well. Thanks a lot, Brits. I wish we had a few more Madonnas to send you by way of payback.
