It”””s been a difficult couple of weeks for Lindsay Lohan. First Morgan Creek CEO James G. Robinson gave the poor girl a public spanking for her slovenly work ethic on the Georgia Rules set. Now it”””s rumored that she might be evicted from the Chateau Marmont, where the staff is getting distinctly fed up with her 36-hour-a-day party schedule. ”””It is very disruptive with all of her friends coming in and out and her late nights,””? one source at the hotel complained, while another said, ”””Even for the Chateau, it is too much.””? The Chateau, after all, is accustomed to serving a more sedate clientele. You know, people like Jim Morrison and John Belushi.
Lindsay, however, continues to soldier on. Her singing career is dead, and movies are looking a little iffy, but she won”””t even need those options if her plans for opening a tattoo parlor come to fruition. I kind of like this: an out of control chick fueled by drugs and alcohol who runs a tattoo parlor. All she needs to do now is start riding with a biker gang and she”””ll be the new Mickey Rourke.
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the new Mickey Rourke with massive bobbies. When’d she get those?
Damned false advertising.
Yes, very impressive boobies they may be, but they only raise her overall attractiveness factor by 0.01%. Each.
Do I see tan lines?
Those headlights are not hers, are they? Please tell me this is a photoshop. If not, she is terribly unsymmetrical. And I’ve never seen an uglier dress (and that includes Paris Hilton’s entire wardrobe).
I think those are the original headlights, before Lindsay subjected her baby fat to a cocaine chemical burn. And, yes, the dress is exactly why a chose the picture. It’s definitely got that biker chick vibe.
