Poor Ashlee Simpson has, in recent years, undergone so much plastic surgery that she cannot even mentally devise an accurate picture of what her nose has looked like in any incarnation. We’re of the opinion that the Allegory of the Cave would function as a relatively non-threatening, Platonic basis for continuing therapy sessions for Miss Simpson.
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Plastic surgery or not, she’s looking pretty good.
I don’t know about that…
OK well maybe you are banging a supermodel, but for me personally, Ashlee Simpson would work. I’m that kind of guy.
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