The following can only be illustrated by the Fug Girls’ scrolldown concept:

Hugh Grant insists that most animals in general cannot resist his powerful masculinity and that he was once mounted by a love-struck bear. Specifically, Hugh seems to have a problem with the canine species:

I used to play football in a park in front of my house but I had to give it up because every time I bent over to do up my shoelaces there was a stray dog called Sandy that used to try to mate with me.

My girlfriend had a pet dog but we had to give it to her mother in the end because of this problem.

This is indeed a puzzling problem, which makes one wonder whether Hugh wears cologne with the goal of making himself more irresistable to the ladies.

Now various websites would hope to convince men that their $96 dollar cologne contains pheromones that will get you laid until the next century. Colognes, sprays, and pills that contain pheromones are considered “supplements” and therefore not subject to the FDA regulation as prescription drugs and over-the-counter medicines. Virtually no regulation or inspection of these colognes. These bottles could contain anything, even female dog pheromones, which only cause one to be sexually attractive to male canines:

Those sex-crazed mutts violated my body and used me! They made me their bitch! I agreed to try the pheromones Dr. Payne was studying because he gave me twenty bucks, and I was hoping to get with some of the sorority girls, even though I’m not in one of the popular fraternities. I never bargained for this. It was horrible! Who let the dogs out?

That last question is a valid inquiry, and I do believe the answer would be “Hugh Grant.”