Vanessa Hudgens, the “disgraced” High School Musical star, has decided that the best way to repair her tarnished Disney image is by posing for a lad skin mag such as FHM or Maxim:
Hudgens says, “I think being a woman and being able to show a sexy side is empowering. Being able to show we are comfortable in our skin is a good thing. I totally would pose for a sexy magazine. But not Playboy.”
Vanessa is a very busy girl, and she no doubt has as many pr0n offers filtering into her agent’s office as you have landing in your email inbox. Currently, she is fielding a $500,000 offer from “Girls Gone Wild” opportunist Joe Francis, who is such a great guy that he continues to run his conglomerate from prison.
Francis says [sic] “Vanessa Hudgens is the classic girl next door gone wild. Being sexual is not a crime.”
Yeah Joe, but do you know what sorts of things actually do qualify as crimes? Child pornography, drug trafficking, racketeering, rape, and tax evasion. Hey guess what – you’ve been charged with all of them. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
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