So, a little perverted birdie has told me that we’ve been sorely lacking in the cheesecake department lately, so Vanessa Paradis to the rescue! Hey, if the woman can inspire Johnny Depp to give up his former lifestyle of rock n’ roll debauchery and throwing televisions through the windows of luxury hotel suites, she is capable of almost anything. That, and she’s positively gorgeous.
Thanks to Use My Computer, from whom we shamelessly swiped these pictures. UMC also has some tasty and spankin’ new Oscar sets of Penelope Cruz and Anne Hathaway.






Gaby
She’s gorgeous but with her mouth shut. Heinous teeth.