This is one hell of a non-news item, but it’s also one hell of a slow news week. Still, we’re always interested in any possible reforms of awful celebrity hairdos, so our hopes have been sent soaring at the possibility that Russell Brand may soon cut off his disgusting mop in order to make himself [...]

After catching a glimpse of the offensively wholesome Zac Efron on the latest GQ cover, one can’t help but notice that Zac’s hair has been styled much like Rob Pattinson’s disgusting, unwashed mane on a previous GQ cover. A nearly-logical conclusion here may just be that Efron, in a bid to shed his wholesome Disney [...]

Robert Pattinson might (allegedly) be the most visually appealing member of the Bedhead Hall Of Shame, but do be careful to just look not touch . . . or smell either. After Rob’s recent admission that he only shampoos once every six weeks, it comes as little surprise to receive confirmation from Ted Casablanca that [...]

Russell Brand has already slept with most of England and found a certain notoriety within the Bedhead Hall of Shame, so it makes sense that he’d attempt to break into the U.S. pool of potential bed partners. So far, he’s having no trouble attracting women in a quasi-intellectual sense. At the NYC launch of Brand’s [...]

Urban Dictionary’s Word of the Day for March 8:

Strand-up comedy
n. The way one’s hair can look first thing in the morning, sticking straight up in all directions.
When [Pete Wentz] woke up this morning, his hair looked like a strand-up comedy.
Not only that, but during Fall Out Boy’s Superbowl 2009 Pepsi Smash performance, it [...]

English comedian Russell Brand, who has long been notorious for his frequent and varied sex dalliances, has developed a problem of sorts. You see, the bloke claims to bed 80 women per month:
The comic, 33, boasts in the new American issue of GQ magazine that he enjoys getting down and dirty with up to three [...]

From Left: John Gotti Sr. and his grandson, John Gotti Agnello
In 1965, the ominous origins of the Gotti Guido hairstyle are reflected in John Gotti Sr.’s first mugshot at age 24. However, even the Dapper Don himself could have never known that his copious use of Brylcreem would still be all the rage today, relatively [...]

And so we reach the end of an era. Robert Pattinson’s hair was a marvel: tousled, unkempt, vaguely poetical looking, and utterly filthy. Sort of like something you’d find clogging the drain of a not very clean shower, although that stuff gets washed more often. But now Robert Pattinson has cut [...]