As previously discussed, the insufferable Gwyneth Paltrow has made a habit of injecting her own riveting life questions (remember Winona “Frenemy” Ryder?) into her

Kate Moss: Random dowdily-dressed streetwalker getting frisked. (Ayyyy!)

Britney Spears runs a red light with kids in the car. (CS)

Bill Clinton worked his thang on a lesbian. (Celebitchy)

Ellen DeGeneres finally switches teams. Awww yeah! (The Blemish)

Vanessa Hudgens and the art of selective…

Zahara Jolie-Pitt oh-so-casually gives photogs the bird. (Celebitchy)

Charlie Sheen will do anything to keep his current fiancée. (Celebrity Smack)

Amy Winehouse rocks the cherry-flavoured phallic symbols. (Ayyyy!)

Seriously, has Kim Kardashian always been naked? (POTP)

Can you te…

Isaac Hanson hospitalized for a freak pulmonary embolism. (Celebitchy)

Lily Allen & Kate Moss get drunk and screw and sloppy. (Celebrity Smack)

Jude Law brings back the sexy by default. (Ayyyy!)

Justin Bobby resembles Richard “The Shoe Bomber” Reid. (IBBB)

Beyonce won’…

Brad Pitt causes my ovaries to twinge . . . again. (Celebitchy)

The Spice Girls must be low on cash – they decided in favour of a reunion. (Celebrity Smack)

Beyonce Knowles is still bootylicious. (The Blemish)

Pamela Anderson gives Matt Lauer a stiff one. (CityRag)

Eddie Murphy is so busted as t…

It looks like Queen was on to something.

THERE are a few exceptions which will always stand out, but most female stars yearn for a diminutive derriere.

However, it appears that the small and slender bottom is very much a recent trend after an archaeological discovery revealed how Stone Age pin-ups we…

While we hate to lend credence to Karl Lagerfield or (gawd forbid) Jean Paul Gaultier, the fact of the matter is that designer clothes do hang better on tall and slender models than their more civilian counterparts. A cursory comparison of Oscar gowns worn by celebrities whose measurements are clos…

Famed photographer Annie Leibovitz has been using her mad skillz to promote Disneyland and Walt Disney World’s Year of a Million Dreams. In one of the fantasy scenario pictorials, David Beckham appears as Prince Charming. As expected, Becks shows all the silver-tonguedness of one aiming t…