It’s been a while—a long, long while—since Smashing Pumpkins were a musical force to be reckoned with, but in their day they were a pretty nifty combo. Still, it’s nice to see that frontman Billy Corgan hasn’t spent the last several years just sitting on his pumpkin-duff. Apparently he’s been seeking a cure for the tragic condition of chronic hipness, and it looks like his hard work has paid off. First he stooped (literally) to here, and now he’s dating Jessica Simpson. (No doubt Brooke Hogan was washing her hair that night.) Don’t believe me?

She has fallen hard and is smitten,” a source tells E! News of Jessica, adding that both she and 42-year-old Billy consider themselves “officially dating.”

The only way this could get better is if Billy and Jessica release a duet a…

So, Billy Corgan is still dating that whore with a pumpkin head, and they made a video together:

Billy came over to my house after I was done Jogging, hence, me looking like shit, but anyway…we were just having fun and jamming out together while I was singing some stupid songs about throat cancer

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An undeterred Billy Corgan continues to freak my shit out, for now he’s shilling with the WWE, and it’s awful stuff! Whether the dude is lobbying Congress for the right to rip off terrestrial radio stations, making kissy faces with Tila Tequila’s pumpkin head, or mak…

In the apparent interest of destroying his reputation and two decades of hard-earned goodwill, that zany Billy Corgan has already done enough to fuck it all up here, there, and over yonder. Standing amidst these ruins, I cannot even comment upon the absurdity of him exchanging kissy faces with Tila…

Jimmy Chamberlin has blogged about why he decided to, you know, make like a banana and split:

By now you have heard the news of my departure from the Smashing Pumpkins. I will say, without going into any unnecessary details that this represents a positive move forward for me. I can no longer commit all o

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Yesterday when I labeled Billy Corgan as “possibly the biggest hypocrite in music,” a few people chose to focus upon certain passages (within 1100+ words) and decided that I was totally against Corgan making a buck on his old music. Nothing could be further from the truth, for I was cons…

Up until just a few years ago, I considered myself to be a pretty big fan of Billy Corgan, both in his Smashing Pumpkins capacity and otherwise. However, it seems that, just recently, the head Pumpkin has changed for the worse by betraying many of his long-standing ideals. Of course, Corgan had alread…

Mister Smashing Pumpkin himself, Billy Corgan, dressed up all fancy today to testify before the House Judiciary Committee regarding House Resolution 848, better known as the “Performance Rights Act.” If passed, this act would require terrestrial (old-school) radio stations to p…

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