I’ve never really understood those couples who constantly break up and get back together. After all, if a relationship ends, it’s for a good reason, right? Well, Kelly Brook and Billy Zane must enjoy the drama, because they’ve split “for good” one more time:
It’s claimed the sexy brunette ended her four-year romance with US actor [...]

Poor Billy Zane is having a pretty bad week. First, he got dumped by fiancé Kelly Brook, who has worn a perpetual smile since the couple’s split. Then, Zane got slapped with a lawsuit by none other than Uwe Boll:
Director Uwe Boll has sued actor Billy Zane in Los Angeles Superior Court, claiming he’s owed [...]

Billy Zane doesn’t how he did it either. This was, of course, after fiancé Kelly Brook “took great delight shoving handfuls of wet sand inside Billy’s loose-fitting swimming shorts.” Just go with it, dude.

Once upon a celluoid screen, there was an actor named Billy Zane. He starred in overrated blockbuster movies, but that was okay, because he was very, very hot:

Now Billy Zane stars opposite fiance Kelly Brook in Fishtales, which now carries a distinct honour as the Worst Film Ever Shown at the Cannes Film Festival. This [...]

Dearest Billy Zane,
What has happened to the yummy Billy Zane, who used to be the ideal male Hollywood hottie and at least slightly patriotic? Oh Billy, when will you actors ever realize that we don’t give a rat’s ass about the thoughts inside your heads. We only see you, Billy Zane, as an overpaid yet [...]