Bloody hell, mates. You just never know when the topic of Pete Doherty’s gonna come up. As if to prove my point, comedian (and roving hairpiece) Russell Brand has namedropped our antihero’s old band, The Libertines. In a grand gesture of goodwill, Russell proclaims that “Can’t Stand Me Now” is the greatest track of the [...]

In recent years, high-speed internet (as well as the ubiquitous presence of YouTube) has made it possible for cinematic spoof videos to spread rapidly and, in some cases, go viral in their appeal. Just one example of this phenomenon can be witnessed through the various Inglourious Basterds parody videos of late.
Today, we dutifully post [...]

Holy crap . . . where should we begin? The last time that I wrote something rude about a member of Bon Jovi, I received mullet-shaped hate mail. Yet this clearly isn’t all about the awful hairstyles that Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora are sporting in these photos. In addition, we have the Mick [...]

We hear that you’re dating a stylist. That’s great news! You can totally use one of those.

San Diego, California very desperately needs help. (POTP)
Mariah Carey gets her Halloween freak face on.
(Celebrity Smack)
Sarah Jessica Parker voted least sexy woman by Maxim. Ouch. (Celebitchy)
Keanu Reeves sucks face with a 20-year old girl. Party on, dude! (Gabby Babble)
Colin Ferrell contemplates the side effects of Valtrex. (Ayyyy!)
Jon Bon Jovi is still bringing the sexy. (IBBB)
Drew [...]

Ben Affleck regrets his relationship (among other things) with Jennifer Lopez. (POTP)
Paris & Nicky Hilton, Jon Bon Jovi, and Donald Trump, circa 1987. (Celebrity Smack)
Jennifer Aniston is definitely not getting any action with Orlando Bloom. (Celebitchy)
Richard Branson shows us how to “put your junk in that box.” (Ayyyy!)
Alicia Witt has a new television gig. (KIsP)
George [...]

The dishy Anderson Cooper doesn’t like Paris, but he might covet her shoe collection. (Celebitchy)
Chris Benoit’s murder-suicide rampage gets even creepier. (Celebrity Smack)
Brittany Murphy is quite easily fooled. (The Blemish)
Jon Bon Jovi wouldn’t be tempted by Angelina Jolie. (Glitterati)
Lindsay Lohan is officially a cokehead. (Evil Beet)
Victoria Beckham spends $500,000 so she won’t ask David if [...]

Tim Burton wants to make a movie about Marilyn Manson and Dita von Teese.
(Flea A Go-Go)
Richie Sambora isn’t getting laid anymore, so he checked into rehab. (Celebrity Smack)
Kiefer Sutherland on the cover of Canadian HELLO! magazine. (Glitterati)
Keanu Reeves is a swell guy, and he’s not bad looking either. (Celebitchy)
Victoria Beckham says life is tough. Poor [...]