Mystery Ass: On a cold & windy NYC evening. (PB)
Tiger Woods has gay sex? No freaking way. (CS)
Gwyneth is constipated & totally full of crap. (CB)
Sylvester Stallone broke his neck. Holy crap! (Yeeeah!)
Mariah Carey really should stick w/darker colours. (SOMG)
Lady Gaga gets her own comic book character. (LS)
Leaked Eclipse Script: It’s Jackson Rathbone’s fault. (AG)
Rachel [...]

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We’ve often referred to the bizarre phenomenon that is Megan Fox’s cleavage, which seems to always be present yet, inexplicably, remain as wide as the Nine-Mile Canyon. Boobs don’t just naturally do that, so the question of whether Fox has received implants has arisen. Luckily, Fox herself clues us in with a few offhand remarks [...]

Oh bloody hell. That bastion of western civiilization known as the Daily Mail has claimed that Liz Hurley has “outshine[d]” Kate Moss at a society wedding. Ha.
Yet, in the above photo, Liz sits alone while her husband, Arun Nayar (left), enjoys an actual discussion with Kate Moss and Topshop tycoon Phillip Green. What Liz has [...]

Katy Perry is, like, really deep (and quirky too). Apparently, the mistress of faux-lesbian chic read too many Judy Blume novels as a child, for Perry has, inexplicably, told the press that she used to pray for huge knockers:
I remember really vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God [...]

Slightly improved hair colour & entirely deflated knockers

I didn’t want to have to post these photos, but at least I can take comfort in making it easier for you, in your own mourning, to say goodbye to Scarlett Johansson’s boobs. Click on the conjoined image above to get a close-up view of a whole lot [...]

The (red band) trailer for the Diablo Cody-scripted Jennifer’s Body has arrived online (embed courtesy of Ace Showbiz), and I gotta admit that it looks pretty cool, the presence of Megan Fox notwithstanding. The film itself has received an R-rating from the MPAA, and it looks to be a genuinely appealing horror comedy, although Amanda [...]

It’s a rough job around these parts, for I’ve spent a good half hour staring at Sienna Miller’s breasts, or rather, the lack thereof. After all, the only thing I find remotely interesting about the impending G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra film is Sienna’s alleged fake boobery. According to a quote from a rather [...]