Unfortunately there’s no award for Outstandingly Bullshit Internet Gossip Rumor of the Year, because this item would be a prime contender. Ian Halperin, author of Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, is claiming that Angelina had an affair with Lady GaGa, and others (not Halperin, as far as I know) say the affair led to the breakup of their non-marriage. The story is being reported in the cool, measured tones you’d expect:
Jolie — who is openly bisexual — and GaGa — a rumored hermaphrodite — had a secret rendezvous at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel that lasted all night, Halperin alleges. “Angie is obsessed with Lady Gaga,” a source said.
That quote really has it all–GaGa, Angelina (with Brad Pitt standing a few feet offstage), bisexuals and hermaphrodites, all…