Yep, here’s my inner Pauly Shore to usher in the Encino Man vibe. Go read my Career Assessment of Brendan Fraser.

At the afterparty for the Los Angeles premiere of Extraordinary Measures, the social interaction between Harrison Ford, Keri Russell, and Brendan Fraser appeared to be a bit… stilted.
Miss Russell, who was wearing a faux-slutty version of a black graduation gown, appeared to find something absolutely hilarious. Perhaps Harrison and Brendan were both outwardly contemplating [...]

After catching a glimpse of the offensively wholesome Zac Efron on the latest GQ cover, one can’t help but notice that Zac’s hair has been styled much like Rob Pattinson’s disgusting, unwashed mane on a previous GQ cover. A nearly-logical conclusion here may just be that Efron, in a bid to shed his wholesome Disney [...]

Over the weekend, Brendan Fraser was getting his freak on while promoting Inkheart at the 5th Annual Dubai Int’l Film Festival. Meanwhile, Jim Carrey has been, well, acting like his usual freakish self while promoting Yes Man in Rome. So, who wins this freak-off competition? That’s an easy answer to figure out. Check out these [...]

Apparently, Brendan Fraser doesn’t take Bedhead Hall of Shame thing very seriously at all. Just look at how the dude is still flaunting those hair plugs at Universal Studios Hollywood’s Revenge of the Mummy: The Ride — “the world’s first psychological thrill ride” — which promises, among other things, “that “It WILL change you . [...]

At least, that’s what we’re gonna assume James Cameron is looking at….
See the money shot (hilarious piccie of Brendan Fraser fleeing from hungry dinosaur) at Popular Mechanics: Are 3D Movies Finally Ready for Their High-Tech Close-up?

Yes, our inner Pauly Shore has returned.
Brendan Fraser is such a damn likeable guy, so it’s been quite a struggle to ignore his mutable hair follicles, but with the promotional schbang surrounding The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, the cease-sarcasm period has ended. It is with mild regret that we add this guy [...]

Whenever I see a photo of Brendan Fraser, a virtually irrepressible urge arises to quote that intellectual vacuum of a film known as Encino Man (1992). Fortunately, my inner Pauly Shore doesn’t surface while watching Fraser’s live-action films, or I’d have been totally fucked here.
Yeah, so go read my review of Journey to the [...]