You know, I try not to speculate too much on people’s relationships or lack thereof. So, when Brittany Murphy hopped into a quickie marriage with screenwriter Simon Monjack, I took the perspective that the resultant contempt was a bit cruel. However, this all changed when these two decided to publicly make out while attending the [...]

While at Sundance, Brittany Murphy attended a swag-oriented party for Rock the Vote in Park City, Utah. Let’s hope she means it more than Paris Hilton did. As expected, TMZ addressed the presence of Brittany’s husband, screenwriter Simon Monjack, with contempt.
Whatever. Brittany Murphy has always dated, with the exception of Ashton Kutcher, relative average-looking [...]

Suri Cruise throws a tea party, shoots the shit. (HO)
Demi Moore drags Ashton Kutcher to a boutique opening. (CS)
Amy Winehouse has her home raided by police. (Celebitchy)
Uh, why is Cindy Crawford kissing Kid Rock? (Ayyyy!)
Conan O’Brien has a stalker priest. (The Blemish)
Tyra Banks: “This why I’m hot.” (IBBB)
Christina Ricci is so damn cute! (GB)
Ethan Hawke [...]

The dishy Anderson Cooper doesn’t like Paris, but he might covet her shoe collection. (Celebitchy)
Chris Benoit’s murder-suicide rampage gets even creepier. (Celebrity Smack)
Brittany Murphy is quite easily fooled. (The Blemish)
Jon Bon Jovi wouldn’t be tempted by Angelina Jolie. (Glitterati)
Lindsay Lohan is officially a cokehead. (Evil Beet)
Victoria Beckham spends $500,000 so she won’t ask David if [...]

Victoria Beckham unleashes her boobies of fury! (Tasteful Society)
Keri Russell suddently gets sooper hot as a retro pinup girl. (Celebrity Smack)
Lindsay Lohan ruined the party for future underage celebrities. (Celebitchy)
Brittany Murphy’s husband thinks we’re all jealous of his righteous arrest warrants and history of fraud. (Glitterati)
Calum Best dishes on sex addiction and LaLohan. (Celeb Warship)
Tea [...]

Lindsay Lohan cannot pose for a picture without tilting her head. (Celebrity Smack)
Lindsay will have the run of an entire floor at Caesar’s Palace for her 21st. (IBBB)
Natalie Portman might be dating Andy Samberg. (Metadish)
Brittany Murphy may not have married for love. (Hollywood Offender)
Borat: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. and A. (Glitterati)
Amy Winehouse [...]

Famed photographer Annie Leibovitz has been using her mad skillz to promote Disneyland and Walt Disney World’s Year of a Million Dreams. In one of the fantasy scenario pictorials, David Beckham appears as Prince Charming. As expected, Becks shows all the silver-tonguedness of one aiming towards future romantic comedies starring Kate Hudson:
I’m the prince, and [...]

Rube talks about hobbies, Fox Mulder, and pr0n. Since I’ve personally observed him laughing about jerking off a marmoset, this topical combination frightens me a bit. (You Bitch!)
Kiefer Sutherland saves people’s lives, just like Jack Bauer, only a lot drunker. (Celebitchy)
Billy Joel joins the list of those hotter than Britney Spears. (Glitterati)
Brittany Murphy has a [...]