Alleged “heavy metal band” and “bunch of nauseatingly cheerful dorks,” Metallica, has done the previously unthinkable and autographed a damn sewing machine. This hideous spectacle, which most accurately be described as “The Thing That Should Not Be” or “Creeping Death,” is an unyielding sign that “The Four Horsemen” should pack up their pinking shears and [...]

As the intelligent and rather secretive Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale, Eva Green was something of an unconventional Bond girl. Now, Eva now drops a handful of clues about her own freakishly gorgeous self in an interview with The Daily Mail:
On rumours that she refused a date with Nicolas Sarkozy:
“I have never met the man,” [...]

In London, Carla Bruni was snapped hanging in the studio with the (current) members of Metallica as well as television presenter Jools Holland. This ensemble, while sadly amusing, does nothing compared to, say, the likes of Condi Rice and KISS.
With all due respect to the loveliness of Mrs. Bruni-Sarkozy, when did Metallica turn into a [...]

Carla Bruni’s third album, “Comme si de rien n’était” (“As If Nothing Had Happened,” for you silly English kniggets), will be hitting the stores in France this Friday. It’s Carla’s first artistic effort since she rose to the lofty post of First Lady/presidential hose monkey, but she hasn’t let her exalted public position [...]

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The new year is likely to be memorable for all sorts of reasons, not all of them pretty, but it’s shaping up as a Golden Age for the merger of hotness with power politics. First we had the Sarkozy-Bruni romance, which reached some sort of climax with rumors that the couple were secretly married [...]

Yet another story posted yesterday that’s moving a lot faster than it has any right to move: About two days after reports surfaced that they were dating, French President Nicolas Sarkozy has asked model-singer Carla Bruni to marry him. The official announcement is likely to follow an “intimate party” this weekend when the couple [...]

It’s too soon to say whether French president Nicolas Sarkozy will succeed in his efforts to reform his country’s economy and its entrenched bureaucracy, but being president has done wonders for his dating life. Sarkozy officially divorced his wife Cécilia after 11 years of marriage last October, five months after he took office. [...]