It’s not like she didn’t know what she was getting into. Brooke Mueller, the only woman on earth silly enough to become Mrs. Charlie Sheen #3 and currently pregnant with twins (let’s hope the Sheen character genes are recessive), was hospitalized Tuesday for premature contractions. You will not be surprised to hear that [...]

Charlie Sheen’s fiancée Brooke Mueller is all set to become Mrs. Sheen #3, apparently. The two are set to get married at the end of this month, in a casual ceremony. “No ties at my wedding,” Charlie vows. “It’s going to be hot. I want people to be comfortable.” In a switch [...]

He made it out of All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 with his dignity, self esteem, and voracious sex drive intact—two out of three, anyway—but the drawn-out divorce/custody battle with Denise Richards may be too much for Charlie Sheen. Denise convinced the judge to give her custody of the couple’s two daughters, Sam (three) [...]

Patrick Dempsey: So that’s why they call him McDreamy. (Gabby Babble)
Paris Hilton wants to do the conjugal visit thang with Kiefer Sutherland. (Celebrity Smack)
Denise Richards keeps reminding us of her relatively equal craziness to Charlie Sheen. (Celebitchy)
Richard Branson doesn’t want you to see his ass. Oops, too late! (Ayyyy!)
Angelina Jolie is still pissed off. (Hollywood [...]

Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx jacked up Times Square. Bitch. (IBBB)
Zac Efron, get your hands OFF Bindi Irwin!
(Evil Beet)
Lindsay Lohan might soon be a Playboy bunny.
(Celebrity Smack)
George Clooney’s medical records were leaked. Scandal! (Celebitchy)
Victoria Beckham now available as a children’s character. (KIsP)
Finally, Victoria Beckham provides proof of her fembot status. (Ayyyy!)
Avril Lavigne: Attention Target [...]

Zahara Jolie-Pitt oh-so-casually gives photogs the bird. (Celebitchy)
Charlie Sheen will do anything to keep his current fiancée. (Celebrity Smack)
Amy Winehouse rocks the cherry-flavoured phallic symbols. (Ayyyy!)
Seriously, has Kim Kardashian always been naked? (POTP)
Can you tell Victoria Beckham how to get to Sesame Street? (Hollywood Offender)
Michael Lohan to marry Lindsay Lohan? (IBBB)
Avril Lavigne gets naughty on [...]

Nicole Kidman dresses up like a Robert Palmer girl. (Meat Scale)
Janet Jackson looks really damn hot once again. (Celebrity Smack)
Marilyn Manson invites you over for an apple-rhubarb brown betty. (Ayyyy!)
Mariah Carey: You know your house is too big when _____. (Celebitchy)
Paris Hilton does the Crazy Cruise couch dance. (Gabby Babble)
Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher at [...]

Chris Crocker just wants to be Avril Lavigne. (Ayyyy!)
Eva Longoria wants to be a fag hag. (Celebitchy)
Tori Spelling is a guest drag queen Pussycat doll. (Celebrity Smack)
Jennifer Lopez looks like a pregnant tranny. (HO)
Good Luck Chuck: Jessica Alba’s Ass . . . now in theaters! (Pajiba)
Natalie Portman bagged herself a hottie. (POTP)
Kim Kardashian and her [...]