Although it seems like Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty have only just celebrated (with a kiss) the latter’s early release from Wormwood Scrubs prison, the two wastrels are back at it again. This time, the pair celebrated the news that Winehouse won’t face criminal charges over her notorious crack-smoking video. This lovely development is due to the smashingly brilliant drug laws of England:
In law, proof of possession needs a substance to be found on an individual and for that substance to be forensically tested and proved to contain a banned substance.
… video evidence alone was not enough to secure a conviction.
Although Winehouse is worth $20 million dollars, she looked her usual unkempt self as she and Doherty attempted to get into a jazz club after it had shut down for the night. Then, the duo stopped off at a petrol station where Doherty purchased the latest NME magazine, which features his mug on the cover. In the interim, Doherty really should have checked his head.
This episode bears a strong resemblance to Pete Doherty’s last crotch problem, but ’tis not nearly as hilariously painful as the problem with David Beckham’s crotch. You win some, eh mates?
By now, most of Pete Doherty’s masochistic fans are aware of his primary YouTube alias, “1waytikt2tickletown,” through which he has posted several videos including the following: (1) “I’ll Kill Her,” described by Doherty as “fibsnuff,” and (2) “I’ll Kill Him,” which was filmed at Hotel France Albion and appears to function as the video for “Maybelline,” a new Babyshambles demo. Both of these videos are loosely described as short murder mysteries without any sense of mystery or filmmaking ability, but it’s not like that even matters when we’re talking about England’s oft-celebrated token junkie minstrel.
In addition to that well-known YouTube stop, Doherty also has another account that contains a few “films” of comparable quality. One video shows Pete and one of his mate’s mothers tickling each other while some background dude claims to be a journalist from News Of The World. It’s actually quite amusing, so check it below:
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Amy Winehouse may look like she’s training for an Ethiopian marathon, but apparently, she’s on break at the recording studio. Let’s hope that’s the case.
More lovely imagery can be found here, including the crackage of Kristian Marr, who is somehow dating the gorgeous Sadie Frost.
(This is all Sondra K.’s fault.)
It certainly won’t surprise anyone to learn that I have an abundance of Doherty information to share. However, some bits still require a wee bit of research & verification, so look for more junkie-related goodness to come. On with the show, mates!
Yesterday morning, when Pete Doherty walked out of Wormwood Scrubs prison, waving a medical certificate for testing clean of drugs, he told NME.com exclusively, “I feel great – I’ve walked out and I don’t feel like I want to score,” he added. “I feel like I want to go for a nice walk in the park instead.” And, that, mates, is exactly what Doherty did:
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Agent Provocateur has brought back Kate Moss as the model of a most bizarre, so-called White Wedding campaign. The advert campaign is complete with Moss in bondage, a duo of screaming popes, and a “Let Them Eat Kate” sort of mentality. Of course, this is a wholly sociopolitical stance, according to one of AP’s very own spokespeople:
The inspiration behind this really was not to question the idea of marriage but to question the moralistic and religious overtones that are placed on marriage. It’s like you have one life before you are married and are forced into a totally new life after marriage. I am not disagreeing with the wedding day, it is more the handing over of yourself to the powers of the state that I don’t feel is right.
Since Kate reportedly plans on a Cockney marriage for her and boyfriend Jamie Hince on September 6, I wonder how she feels about acting as the poster girl for the campaign. My guess is that, as long as the money is right, Kate doesn’t give a shit about much at all. Meanwhile, the lingerie label doesn’t worry that this anti-wedding campaign might hurt wedding lingerie sales:
On the contrary, we should see an increase in bridal lingerie sales. I am sure that many of our customers who are “unconventional brides to be” will choose to shop for their bridal lingerie and accessories at Agent Provocateur.
While I know that things are different in England as far as the state’s involvement in marriage is concerned, I don’t think we have the same concern across the pond. After all, the U.S. is, generally speaking, the great purveyor of the no-fault divorce. Only when children are involved does our government actually take more than a passing interest in all things marriage and divorce related.
On The Web: Agent Provocateur
Photo Source: Daily Mail Shite, which has many more less-hilarious companion images.
Some of you will remember that my gay boyfriend used to be obsessed with Jodie Marsh and her fabulous life as well as her further adventures. Now that he’s gone all literary and shit, it’s up to me to pick up the sluttish slack around here.
As you’ll notice above, a rather lovely young woman’s picture sits next to that of an apparent tranny, but, of course, these are both pictures of Jodie Marsh. Obviously, she looks better au natural, but it’s all about getting noticed, for why else would one hoist their own jubblies to the moon?
It’s always mildly amusing that celebrities actually look like real people. However, Miss Marsh will always retain her happy, violent sex life and, more importantly, retain her Chavastic Iconoclastic superpowers.
P.S. We still think that Jodie Harsh is way cooler.
You can take the girl out of Croydon, but you can’t take the Chav out of the girl. That’s why we bring you the most trivial news ever.
Miss Kate Moss recently arrived back in L.A. after a day trip to Miami to shoot her latest cheap-ass Topshop line, and it appears that Moss forgot to zip her fly after a trip to the loo. Of course, if she wasn’t always wearing the same Jamie Hince-inspired grey, black, and striped ensemble lately, photogs would, presumably, have had more interesting things to zoom in upon.
Yeah, I know….she’s the “Best Dressed” woman in the world. Like she really gives a crap.
In other Kate Moss news, the eternal supermodel will reportedly reprise her relationship with lingerie powerhouse Agent Provocateur to model for a bridal-themed line. In addition, it’s been revealed that all ten of Moss’ luggage bags went missing for days in the recent Heathrow debacle that left an “estimated 28,000 that went missing.” However, unlike Naomi Campbell, Kate did not assault or spit upon any airline employees when she learned this distressing news.
