“Our great country is in a terrible downward spiral. We’re outsourcing jobs, bankrupting social security, and losing lives at war. We need to focus on what’s important– paying attention to our children, our citizens, our future. We need to think about improving our failing educational system, making better use of our resources, and helping to [...]

You know, when it comes to box-office smackdowns and the importance of achieving a #1 opening weekend, there’s just no better competition than absolutely no competition at all. In that very spirit, this weekend’s only wide release, Quantum of Solace, killed the non-competition in U.S. theaters with an estimated $70ish million in ticket sales. Not [...]

Apparently, Dwayne Johnson has realized the error of his ways for signing on to play the motherfucking Tooth Fairy, which is, of course, a role he is probably contractually stuck with at this point. However, he seeks to redeem himself by putting out feelers to casting agents for the James Bond franchise. Indeed, Johnson has [...]

Every year, Harvard University’s Hasty Pudding Theatricals manages, somehow, to persuade a couple of very special celebrities to participate in a drag show. This is a sort of honour towards those who have made a “lasting and impressive contribution to the world of entertainment”. [sic] This year, the man of the year prize went to [...]

Anderson Cooper took a bath with Bert and Ernie. (Popbytes)
Katie Price’s boobs like Victoria Beckham’s boobs. (Celebrity Smack)
Christopher Walken: Inspector of male asses. (Celebitchy)
Paris Hilton will rub her scent all over Rwanda. (Ayyyy!)
Victoria Beckham’s nipples strike yet again. (Gabby Babble)
Jennifer Aniston gets a wedgie, wants to be Oprah. (IBBB)
Derek Jeter gets all the tail. (The [...]

Me & Mr. Tarantino: Caption Amy Winehouse and Quentin Motherfucking Tarantino. (Celebritology)
Ben Whofleck Affleck is blowing a ton of money on online poker. (Celebitchy)
Amy Winehouse’s ace method for simultaneously “attending” two awards shows. (Celebrity Smack)
Jessica Alba actually looks terrible in a photograph. (Ayyyy!)
Jessica Alba chipped her tooth while kissing Dane Cook in Good Fuck Luck [...]

Keira Knightley stars in Toga, Toga, Toga. (Evil Beet)
Britney Spears thinks Keira Knightley wants her publicity. (POTP)
Lindsay Lohan has blown all her cash on . . . blow. (Celebitchy)
Nicole Kidman really wanted that Vanity Fair cover. (Celebrity Smack)
Matt Dillon had a nose job! (CityRag)
Sienna Miller got drunk and forgot the definition of “rapist.” (the Blemish)
Maggie [...]

Christopher Walken: Test your knowledge of the creepy-cool actor. (Liquid Generation)
Lindsay Lohan feels like the asshole. Agreed. (Celebrity Smack)
Lily Allen shocked to be treated like a normal citizen. (Celebitchy)
Jessica Alba’s nipples are excellent actresses. (CityRag)
Keira Knightley has flare to spare. (Glitterati)
Leonardo DiCaprio on a rollercoaster. (Daily Stab)
Victoria Beckham will don a fat suit for [...]