Joan Crawford moves forward, and Ben Stiller goes backward.

The creative minds at Worth1000.com participated in a Photoshop contest that features celebrities living in different time periods. Some of the results have been rather stunning, including the contemporary version of Joan Crawford and a Charlie Chapmanesque take on Ben Stiller. Check out the rest of the [...]

The season finale for “The Celebrity Apprentice” was held, oddly, at NYC’s American Museum of Natural History. Let’s let the historians of the future sort that one out, shall we?
Who are these people?
Admittedly, I am rather television illiterate, but after checking out Joan Rivers, who is getting checked out by Dennis Rodman, I really [...]

After catching a glimpse of the offensively wholesome Zac Efron on the latest GQ cover, one can’t help but notice that Zac’s hair has been styled much like Rob Pattinson’s disgusting, unwashed mane on a previous GQ cover. A nearly-logical conclusion here may just be that Efron, in a bid to shed his wholesome Disney [...]

We can think of fewer films other than The Dutchess that would qualify as The Bitchiest Film Screening Ever:
Donald Trump: He’s still pissed off at becoming the 1st Inductee into the Bedhead Hall Of Shame.
Melania Trump: The poor thing knows “the grim reality of Donald Trump in his birthday suit.”
Anna Wintour: That evil smile belongs [...]

“….giving him an appearance not unlike that of a bird of paradise.” – Telegraph.co.uk
For awhile now, Mr. Atoz and I have been kicking around a list of names for a Bedhead Hall Of Fame™ — a far more complicated notion than one would presuppose. For one to be immortalized in such a way, an entire [...]

If you thought there was nothing worth watching on broadcast TV—well, think again, buddy. Acquitted-but-damn-well-did-it murderer O. J. Simpson might be hacking his way onto Donald Trump’s ego-vehicle Celebrity Apprentice. From the Page Six article:
“Simpson really wants to do it. Trump and NBC are thinking about it, but are being very cautious,” our [...]

Ben Affleck regrets his relationship (among other things) with Jennifer Lopez. (POTP)
Paris & Nicky Hilton, Jon Bon Jovi, and Donald Trump, circa 1987. (Celebrity Smack)
Jennifer Aniston is definitely not getting any action with Orlando Bloom. (Celebitchy)
Richard Branson shows us how to “put your junk in that box.” (Ayyyy!)
Alicia Witt has a new television gig. (KIsP)
George [...]

Matt Damon cannot possibly be thrilled with this ad’s location. (The Blemish)
The Beastie Boys are still so fucking money. (Celebrity Smack)
Angelina Jolie and the so-called insider sources of tabloids. (Celebitchy)
Jessica Alba falls prey to nasty rumours. (Glitterati)
Emma Bunton had her baby boy spice. (Evil Beet)
Justin Timberlake’s dog looks tougher than his owner. (Daily Stab)
Stardust is [...]