Yes, I saw this one coming. Prolific author Neil Gaiman and singer Amanda Fucking Palmer are now engaged to be married. The female half of the Dresden Dolls confirmed the news on Twitter:

Ordinarily, that second tweet would cause some spontaneous projectile vomiting on my part, but I can’t he…

Yum, I do enjoy some David Duchovny, even if he is all bundled up and nearly unrecognizable but for that exasperated look towards the camera. After all, Mickey Rourke ain’t exactly providing the dog-walking porn lately. In other words, hellllooo, Hank Moody.

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Remember last year when Trent Reznor bestowed that incredible gift upon Nine Inch Nails’ fans? Well, it’s gotten even better, if you can believe that. This morning, Nine Inch Nails’ creative direc…

Season 3 of Showtime’s “Californication,” starring David Duchovny, begins on September 27. In this season, Hank Moody faces up to his latest book’s failure and, subsequently, heads to university as a so-called professor. Yeah, we all know how well that is gonna work ou…

Bloody hell! Whatever your persuasion, you are cordially invited to drool upon these photos of the irresistable Daniel Craig, a.k.a. James Bond, for no other reason than (1) It’s fucking Friday; and (2) Much like the brooding, indiscipherable Clive Owen, Daniel Craig looks damn fine in a su…

Only Mickey “You’re So Fine” Rourke could get away with this sort of nonsensical behavior. Admittedly, women tend to be far too forgiving towards a guy with a potato in his pants, but Mickey just has that underdog thing going on for him too. You know, the sort of vibe that makes a gir…

Since we haven’t provided nearly enough “[h]ot naked chicks & stuff” lately, here is the lovely (albeit rather untalented) Kelly Brook in her recent Loaded magazine spread. You’re welcome!

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So, I may have mentioned once before that I have this friend who loves Rammstein so much that she actually drives around with a “Du Hast” vanity license plate on her vehicle. This post (with second photo on the next page) is dedicated to that person.

You know who you are.

Naturally, I sorta…

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