Bloody hell, Dwayne Johnson has had this coming for a long damn time now. Go read my review of The Tooth Fairy

You know, I really thought that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and I could work through our differences and, eventually, live happily ever after with a brood of Samoan-Bedhead babies. Sadly, I was mistaken, so go read my review of Planet 51.

I just don’t know what to do with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson any longer. Actually, that’s a lie… I’ve really got plenty to say here, but there are future plans for that ranting, so I’ll keep this short. As you can see above, The Tooth Fairy theatrcal trailer has arrived, and after those awful posters, [...]

Sorry about the scroll factor here, but this is just one of those times when the full gravity of the situation really needs to hit hard. Hell, it’s not like I wasn’t aware (for 18 months) of this project being in the works, but fuuuck….
After a one-two punch of Disney emasculation, it really seems [...]

This past weekend at the box office may have looked all innocent and drag-race oriented, but what actually transpired was quite the bloody affair. At the hands of Vin Diesel, no less.

For the past several years, Mister V.D. (real name: Mark Sinclair Vincent) seemed to have lost his rainmaking abilities, but this weekend’s Fast and [...]

Aye, I’ve spent the better part of today’s consciousness in a ballet studio, which actually reminded me of The Rock (Dwayne Johnson, whatever), who got suckered into participating in a ballet recital for his role in The Game Plan. Then, I started feeling all passive-aggressive because the the People’s Champion never takes his shirt off [...]

When a nickname or particular sentiment is said a certain number of times, it becomes something that cannot be erased. So, just like Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson owns almost every film he appears within, I own the unconventional spelling of one particular word. At this point, it’s been commented upon so many times that I’m [...]

“Where did you pick up that lovely Scottish accent?” [Silence] “Scotland.”
Gerard Butler possesses the amazing ability, much like Dwayne Johnson, to charm the pants off almost any heterosexual woman, and his talents don’t stop there. In the past year, audiences have watched Butler convincingly romance the hell out of the manliest of women and even [...]