When it comes to pop culture utterances, I think “sugar tits” comes in second only to the less contextually-specific “wanker” in terms of the ability to reduce me to a dissolved pile of giggles. So, I was quite pleased to hear that, at this weekend’s Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards, Brad Pitt accepted an award [...]

Worth 1000 recently ran a Celebrity Aptronyms contest, in which “their name is their job,” and, while some of the entries are rather obvious, other monikers reaped slightly more nuanced results. For the record, Jude Law would complete the already-ongoing mockery of the law, but Edward Norton Anti-Virus isn’t out of the realm of possibility. [...]

Last week, Babyshambles wrapped up the recording of its second album, and over the weekend, Pete Doherty and the boys threw an impromptu soiree at the recording studio. Kate Moss was away on a modelling assignment, so when Courtney Love heard of the situation, she made herself available to the band. Lucky them.
Not surprisingly, Courtney [...]

Danny DeVito: When life hands him lemons, he makes Premium Limoncello. (Atomic Popcorn)
Lindsay Lohan has been a bad, bad girlie. (Celebrity Smack)
Ricky Martin wants you to see him naked. (The Blemish)
Tom Cruise has made his mother’s friends believe she was dead. (Glitterati)
Liv Tyler will make puny human Hulk horny! (Evil Beet)
Britney Spears showed off her [...]

Edward Norton, otherwise known as the skinny ex-boyfriend of Courtney Love, has been cast by Marvel Studios as Bruce Banner in The Incredible Hulk. This bit of news makes no sense whatsoever, but I am learning that where movies are concerned, common sense is a useless matter:
“Edward Norton is a rare talent and one of [...]

Penelope Cruz certainly isn’t afraid of teh gay, and she’s shown her gender-bending talents in so many ways. Penelope’s director in Volver, the very openly gay Pedro Almodóvar, admitted that Penelope almost turned him into a straight man with her feminine wiles. The saucy Spanish beauty allegedly copulated with Tom Cruise for two years with [...]